Starting a skit, Im new to this so bare with me ladies.....
Sammie and Angel are die hard Trey fans! Whenever he's having a show they make sure they're the first to find out. They reside in the DMV area and he dosen't go there often, but these two ladies travel high and low to see Mr. Neverson himself. With the obstacles and trials these to ladies overcome to meet there "Mr. Wright" they're main objective is... they just "GOTTA MAKE IT."
Angel: Girl, you know im on his website everyday checking his upcoming tours. For the last time, that section is EMPTY!
Sammie: You sure, cuz on the radio they said he was coming to NY soon. Lemme tell you something, Ima get to the bottom of this if it kills me! You know I cant miss my boo show, He'll kill me. (laughing out loud)
Angel: I know, I know...you know I wanna go bad as hell to. Just call the radio station and see if they giving away tickets.
Narrator: These two ladies were well know for winning tickets off the radio, as if they had a certain strategy...
Sammie: Im on it!
Radio: Hello your rockin with Angie Ange on Hot 97!! And for all you go hard Trey Songz fans we are now giving away tickets to see him LIVE at the Hammerstein Ballroom on Black Friday! So which is it ladies half off deals or the man of your dreams??...HIT ME UP LET ME KNOW!! Speak your peace!!
Sammie: HELLO, HELLO?? Angie
Angie: This is she wassup baby watchu looking for?
Sammie: You Hip, I want those Trey tickets!! Am I caller 29?
Angie: Uhhhhhh, YES YOU ARE!!! YOU JUST WON 2 TICKETS TO SEE MR. STEAL YO GIRL HIMSELF AT THE HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM FOR THE ANGELS WITH HEART FOUNDATION. SO MAKE SURE YOU DONATE OKAY!? SO WHAT RADIO STATION LOOK OUT AND PLAY THE LASTEST HIP HOP AND R&B?
Sammie: HOT 97! Thank you Angie!
Angie: Your welcome love!
Angel: Well that was easy...
Sammie: CAKE! Now, time to go paw shopping!
(Paw shopping is a term that they made up, better translated for: "We gotta be the Baddest Bitches") As always, these ladies went to all the boutiques in the downtown Baltimore area with all the hottest designs possible. They make sure whatever they wear is one of a kind. And to top off there one of a kind looks, Sammie had a pair of Christian Louboutians and Angel had a pair of Bomb Manolo Blanhia's. With there looks complete they wait anxious for the big day to arrive.
6 days later...on the bus ride to New York.
Sammie: Girl, I know as soon as we step foot off this bus its gonna be cold as shit!
Angel: who you telling, shoulda just bought a gucci sweatsuit and called it a night!
They both laugh...
Bus Driver: We have arrived at our destination, please exit with caution and enjoy your stay!
Sammie: Wtf I say! Burrr Burrr (in my gucci voice) lls
The two of them catch a taxi to the Madison Square Garden Inn, which is only a couple blocks away from the event. They are both in Awe when they arrive..
Angel: Oh shit, this is beautiful. Looks like im in a palace or something.
Sammie: Yeah, its most definitely legit!
Server: Can I help you lovely ladies to your room?
Angel: Hell Yeah! (drops bags)
Sammie: (shakes her head) Forgive her, she's use to men waiting at her hand and foot..
Server: No Problem
The server escorts them to the room and opens the french doors to there suite and they both stand in Awe once again... Amazed at the view
Sammie: New York is beautiful =)
Angel: Girl Please! I Guess when you are born and rasied nothing seems beautiful anymore. Come on change so we can hit the streets!
Angel knew the city like the back of her hand, She knew the ends and outs, where to go where not to go, who to flirt with who to walk by...It was as easy as the alphabet.
Sammie: How much time do we have? You know I wanna hit a club so I can get some extra cash for tomorrow, Im tryna show off!!
Sammie and Angel where both part time dancers, Thats how they earned there money to splurge on top brand lables the way they did. They walked into the Cheetah club to see if it was bout money....
Angel: We might as well buss a sharp U Turn, aint no money in here!
Sammie: We aint even try, when it looks like this at least one guy is willing to spend a couple hundred or thousands even...lets just wait it out...
Hours later, they leave out the cheetah club with 900 dollars a peice.....
Angel: Lets call it a night. Im tired as hell and plus we have a big day tomorrow =)
Sammie: Sure, I need my beauty rest. Im tired as hell to.
The next day...
Sammie jumps up - Bitch what time is it?
Angel: What??? - still half sleep
Sammie: What time is it girl wake up!!?
Looks at phone- girl it's only 3pm the show dosent start til 8- Angel says
Sammie: I know that but its also black friday! I did want to shop before the show, you know people be outside at 2am in the morning waiting for stores to open.
Angel: You do know that's what time we came in the room...
Sammie: Yes, but I at least wanted to be out by noon.
Angel: What happened to your "beauty rest" ( busses out laughing)
You don't need to shop anyway, you got enough stuff!
Sammie: Fine! Imma lay back down til 5....
It's 5:30 and the girls are up and getting there grown and sexy on for the big Hammerstein extravaganza!~! Hair and make-up is always first. Then comes the final touch...the knock em dead outfit! Dolled up in there runway looks they are fashion chic head to toe. By 6:30pm they were heading out the door.
Angel: Being beautiful is so painful, why can't we just have on snow boots and hats and scarf sets with gloves, it's so damn cold out here! I see why my mother wanted to move so badly.
Sammie: You'll be numb in a second (laughs)
The cold didn't really faze her at that moment, her mind and heart were both set on Trey so the weather was bareable. They arrive at the event 30 mins before showtime and the line was rapped around the block. But what the people in the line didn't have that was a natural talent for both Angel and Sammie was the gift of charm. Before you knew it they were able to cut the line with no additional charge and were in the building in less then 5mins.
Angel: I have a feeling this is gonna be a good fu&%$@! night (in my roscoe dash voice)
Sammie: Sure beats standing in that long ass line in the cold lol
25 mins later....
DJ: Are you sexy ladies ready to see Mr. YUUUUUPPP in the flesh??!! Let me hear yall SCREAM!!!
(AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH) The crowd goes wild! while Angel and Sammie are sitting with there arms folded...
DJ: Scream TREY SONGZ! TREY SONGZ! TREY SONGZ!
Ladies: TREY SONGZ! TREY SONGZ! TREY SONGZ!
Angel: Uhh can it just start already!
Sammie: Be patient, He's coming -smiling ear to ear
DJ: Put ya hands together cuz he's coming to the stage!!! Mr. Steal yo Girl!!!!!!!!!
As "Bottoms Up" starts blasting thru the speakers Sammie and Angel's eyes light up in excitement, they were'nt the type to go all bonkers, they like to keep there cool and observe...
Angel leans over to Sammie and yells
-Check out the corners of the stage!
Sammie observes the corners of the stage and notices to young bouncers with mean mugs on there face. She instantley smiles. Looking at her friend they make devious eye contact.
Sammie: Im ready whenever you are....
25 minutes before the show was over they start making there way to the sides of the stage both going there seperate ways, they were not unbeknownst to the fact that after the show a meet and greet will be held. They just were not trying to spend that kind of money. Spreading there wild fire tongue's into the naive bouncers ears on to totally different side of the stage, they meet back stage and exchange there special hand shake they made up for a job well done. Shortly thereafter, they hear screams coming from the far right side of the stage....
Angel: Clearly he's coming...
They laugh....the girls walk off to the bathroom to freshen up, unlike the others they were'nt to sweaty. They stood in the bathroom for 10 mins talking to bypass more time and then walked out to make there grand entrance...
Sammie: Look at his band noticing us as soon as we walked out lol this should be easy.
They have a drink by the bar eyeing Trey from head to toe as they sip on there martini's, not long after Sammie made great eye contact with Trey.
Sammie: That's one.
Angel: You won't get two...lol
Sammie: don't dout me.
-She shifts her postion....
Uh oh. Hold up Hold up.....that's two
Angel: Im moving, Dueces!...... Bow! that's one
Sammie: Two to one chicken head Im the winner. Winning like Charlie Sheen!
Angel: Bow Bow...Thats two lls
Sammie: Watch this loser....
Sammie starts dancing to Trey Songz "Alone" off his PPP album playing in the background, seductivly moving her tiny waistline, well toned legs and whipping her long red hair she catches his eye one last time...
Sammie: Bow Bow Bow!! that's three, she texted Angel.
Angel: whatever whore! lol
There was an exactly 8 minute grace period before Trey started walking in her direction. Sammie still standing by the bar. Knowing Trey's first line she sticks her hand out and says...
Sammie: Hello, Yes I would like a drink.
Trey: (laughs) That's not what I was going to ask you. But What would you like?
She knew it was gonna play off like that, and she dosen't even know this man. She texts angel and says, "Who run the world??" Angel texts back and says, "Girls! lol"
Sammie: I would like a Tequila Sunrise please :) So Tremaine....
Trey: No disrespect Miss lady but, don't call me that.
Sammie: My apologies, why not if I can ask that?
Trey: Because you don't know Tremaine plus, I haven't gotten your name yet...
Sammie: Well Trey, my name is Samantha. Sammie for short.
Trey: I like that, your unique, I havent met a sammie before and I meet thousands of people everyday love.
Sammie: Well there comes a time in life for every little detail to surface whether man or woman.
Trey: Well put from a beautiful lady.
Sammie: Thank you. (blushing)
Trey: I know your not here alone (in a questioning tone)
Sammie: Not at all, My lovely diva is wondering around somewhere
Trey: Okay so who's the lucky lady?
Sammie: Oh no, no kids and we're not together she's just my down bitch.
Trey: (laughs) Oh ok, well im pretty sure she needs a drink to. Go find her.
Sammie: I sure will but not without you ;) I wanna make sure you don't disappear.
Trey: okay, cuz I can't even lie....I might lol
Sammie and Trey walk off to find Angel and of course she's in the corner with the keyist on Trey's band...
Trey: Well I see you meet Andre'
Angel: Well actually I haven't thats my first time hearing his name, he didnt properly introduce his self.
Trey: I see how yall became friends. Two of a kind with yall slick ass mouths
Angel: Well in that case I see you met the one and only Sammie here.
Trey: You right about that, she is the one and only.
Sammie: Don't flatter me lol
Trey: As beautiful as you are you need to be more than flattered
Sammie got instantly horny from Trey's comment, he might not have even ment it in that sense but she was all over it!
Trey: How about you two pretty ladies come back to my room after the after party to hang out some more. Im only in town for a night.
Angel: Where is the after party?
Sammie: We'll just catch you guys after, We have somewhere to go after this.
Trey: Sure thing, put my number in you phone
Sammie: How bout you put my number in your phone, and when you leave up out the club then call me up lol
Trey: Cute...ok what is it?
Mission accomplished! To be continued, Im new to this so ladies please be mindfull yet honest about what you read. Im open for constructive criticisum. Ima continue next week. See ya fans and angels