thiss is long but its funny as hell lmao soo read itt nd add on to itt to make it even betterr..be creativee!!
He comes and says “you’ve been the ONLY GIRL i’ve been looking at all night andd mann UR BEHIND hasn’t made it easy for me to stop looking at you.” “ I been like OOO all night and I knew I was I gonna be COMIN FOR YOU before the night was over. I think we would be FLY TOGETHER so can you put my number IN YA PHONE and call me later.” She says “of course”. He’s like “your hungry”, she says “yeaa “he says “ lets go get our GRUB ON.” “You just wanna do a STORE RUN or do you actually want to sit and eat?”, she replied “sit and eat”. So they go find somewhere to eat. He says “ I think I make you my WONDER WOMAN”. She says “ I don’t know cause the LAST TIME I was with somebody they made all these promises to me and now im HATIN LOVE.” He says “ There’s no reason to hate something so beautiful we can go on a LOVE SAFARI together and I can show you want you LONG GONE MISSIN.” She said “ do you think WE SHOULD BE jumping into something this quick?” He says “I NEED A GIRL and you seem like something BRAND NEW that I don’t want to miss out on but I CANT HELP BUT WAIT until you are ready but I do think I can give you that KINDA LOVIN you need.” She says you talking like that just makes me JUST WANT TO CUT I know we just met but do you wanna MAKE LOVE TONIGHT?” He says “how can I say no to that, baby you into ROLE PLAY” She says “ yes baby I am”. He says “ okay baby man you making me hot I think we GOTTA GO.” She says “ good idea”. They go to the car he plays some of that love music that SEX FOR YO STEREO then they end up not having NO CLOTHES ON and he gets IN THE MIDDLE. Then she whispers “boy I think you INVENTED SEX” He smiles at her and finishes the job. He drops her off at her housee and when she waves goodbye and she says “ you know im going to be MISSING YOU.” He drives off and texts her LOL :]. She replies back “ ALL THE IF’S in the world’s cant make me deny that you just put it down and I just don’t think I can make to tomorrow I’m so wiped out but I know I JUST GOTTA MAKE IT through the night first, if we do get TOGETHER I know I will definitely not CHEAT ON YOU” He replies back “ those words truly came FROM A WOMANS HAND